Top 10 Bizarre Patents You Won’t Believe Exist

Bizarre patents often leave us scratching our heads and wondering about the minds behind them. From odd inventions designed to solve peculiar problems to those that seem downright absurd, these patents capture the imagination. Here are the top 10 most bizarre patents that will make you question the limits of human creativity.

Hiccup Stopper—U.S. Patent US7062320

This curious device is shaped like a drinking glass. When you sip from it, the Hiccup Stopper detects your lips and delivers an electric shock. The idea is that the shock will scare the hiccups away. Perfect for those who find hiccups particularly annoying!

Santa Claus Detector—U.S. Patent US5523741

For the devoted believer, this device promises to detect Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. Place it near the chimney, and it will alert you as soon as Santa arrives, ensuring no magical moment is missed.

Kissing Shield—U.S. Patent US5727565

Ever wanted to avoid a kiss? The Kissing Shield is a device you hold in front of your face to block any contact. While it may ensure no kisses land on you, it also blocks any potential romance.

Safe-Sex Suit—French Patent FR2640874

Looking like a spacesuit, the Safe-Sex Suit aims to cover every inch of your body to prevent disease during sexual activity. Unfortunately, it also ensures that you miss out on the pleasure of intimacy.

Groin Enhancer—UK Patent GB2301524

This device is designed to make a man’s scrotum appear larger. While it might impress in certain situations, it could be less effective when the truth comes out.

Unicorn Maker—U.S. Patent US4429685

The Unicorn Maker patent proposes growing unicorns by surgically joining a goat’s two horns into one. While it’s an imaginative concept, animal welfare advocates might have strong opinions on this idea.

Amusement Urinal—U.S. Patent US4773863

Transforming urination into an experience, this urinal features sensors that activate a loudspeaker and video screen. The display changes based on the user’s urine stream, making bathroom breaks a bit more entertaining.

Dog Ear Protector—U.S. Patent US4233942

This device protects long-haired dogs’ ears from getting dirty while eating. It might keep your dog’s ears clean, but it could be challenging for the dog to maneuver with this contraption on.

Poop Catcher—German Patent DE4020440

The Poop Catcher is a tube designed to catch and suction feces. Intended for both dogs and bedridden patients, it’s a highly unconventional solution to hygiene issues.

Buttock Parter—International Patent WO02069773

This patent describes a toilet seat that spreads your buttocks while you sit, aiming to make defecation cleaner and more comfortable. The invention uses the user’s weight to activate the buttock-spreading mechanism.